tastefullyoffensive:

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maibeitsmayberlline:

“And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.”

ibleedfiction:

ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

THE MOST FUCKING PERFECT OF TAGS

Aragorn’s bitch-please face

santabarbieklaus:

#legolas is too beautiful for words I feel u

thesignaturething:

#happy international women’s day!!

Is it Halloween yet?

m-irkwood:

Fellowship of sass

phantom-quantum:

hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

Pippin is my spirit animal

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it just makes me laugh so much that I’ll reblog it every time I see it.

Oh, Pippin.

shittinghorses:

hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

Pippin is the best diva

thranduilsdick:

So you know how elves can have the gift of foresight i feel that even though not all elves can see their next meal or shit, they sort of get this feeling of when they have reached their ending. so when ever i get to this scene i have trouble breathing because its like Haldir is standing there putting his last strand of hope for light in this dark and dreary world in a group of rag-tag army of men, a king who refuses to claim his birthright, and a halfling that is going half mad whilst walking right to mordor when he looks out over the edge of the wall and suddenly he knows “this is it. i’m not going back. i can’t go back.” and it’s like you can see his heart be torn in pieces because he will never know if the dark will win or lose and he is so afraid that this will have all been in vain, but he knows that Aragorn is strong so he stops the doubt that threatens to overwhelm him and its like you can hear his very heart and soul whisper to his troops “forgive me, i have led you to your deaths”  even as he says to himself “if given the chance, i wouldn’t change a thing.” 

kotorirod:

It must be why he worries about them more than the rest of the Fellowship, in my opinion.

Pft! I’m so not crying myself while making this gifset ;w; Insomnia antics I tell you

gross sobbing in a corner over these headcanons people find.

“WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS AT HOME, ARAGORN >:|”

“The horn of Gondor…”

I loved his expression too much, aha forgive me

I swear one of these days I’m going to re-watch the entire trilogy, only focusing on Legolas’ expressions.

thalia-the-thane:

Story Time 01 by ~Hadog