Eyeliner is not for your whole face, Clint. Don’t let Loki dress you.
Bruce, Bruce, you look so fine! Be mine!
BRONZER, Loki, BRONZER. asljfalsdjfadkl;
Thor. Diva. Nailed it.
Steve, your roots are showing, and your makeup looks like a whore.
Hulk, we need to talk about that middle part.
Coulson, your curls are lustrous. A+
Tony, it’s called a comb. Try it.
Bees in the trap, Fury, behave beehive.
WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT
This looks like The Avengers: Sex and the City edition.
Fury definitely looks like someone I know…